
Pets
In This House, We Believe: Golden Retriever
$34.00 · 24 × 18 double-sided yard sign
A stacked virtue sign for the house that already belongs to a golden. Looks earnest from the street. Reads like a household constitution up close.
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
- EVERY STRANGER IS A FRIEND
- THE BALL IS NEVER OPTIONAL
- WATER IS ALWAYS THE PLAN
- THE COUCH HAS NO VACANCIES
- WE FORGIVE IN TWO SECONDS
- GOLDEN HAIR IS THE DECOR
Weatherproof · double-sided · H-stake included. Ships flat in 2–4 days after printing.